M.O.: Rhetorical is one of the last true Oracles in the world, and he is very, very old. No one knows just how old he is, but he never fails to amaze the gang with first hand accounts of events from the 20th century all the way back to ancient times. Rhetorical doesn't only know about the past, but the future as well. The strict oracle codes he lives by keeps him from revealing all that he knows about the future, but if you pay attention to what he says you might find hints about things to come. Rhetorical wishes he would see a lot more relaxing in his future, but that is hard when you're friends with this crowd.

M.O.: Cute and kind, F.W. has a lot of heart and a lot of patience, which he needs to be Ramses' best friend and roommate. F.W. is the only known "master" of a unique wind instrument he calls the flucorder. Its origins are mysterious, F.W.'s not even sure of them himself, but he loves the instrument and practices it whenever he gets the chance.

Most likely to be overheard saying: "I call that piece _____ (fill in title of latest flucorder composition)"

M.O.: Ramses is rascally, rude, ridiculous, rotten, and really kind of a brat, but he doesn’t see it that way.

Most likely to be overheard saying: "I know, you've never met anyone as awesome and as good looking as me before. No need to say it. Well, no more than once."

Most likely to be seen eating: Junk food or F.W.'s famous Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Pancakes.

M.O.: Calm and quiet, Moo-Cow is the leader of the MCFC gang. He might not always be the center of attention, but don't be fooled, it's all about the cow man.

Most likely to be overheard saying: "...."