A few weeks ago I got a great campaign poster in the mail. I thought it was a brilliant idea to put my face on the American flag. I think it makes the whole thing much more handsome. Then I got thinking, why stop with just my face? Why not put my face and my name on it. So I got to work, and I think you'll like what I came up with.
Ladies and gentleman, cows and wombats, may I present to you, the soon to be new flag of the United States of America...
