Look at the FINAL VOTE! It's a landslide!

Alright, so those other two guys had another debate and were afraid to invite me, again. Who needs to debate though, I'm obviously the people's clear choice in this election, have you seen the poll? I'm cleaning up!

Just to make sure my rise to the White House (I think I'll rename it the Cape Castle when I get there) doesn't hit any snags, I'm going to unveil my newest and greatest campaign poster yet.! It was created by one of my biggest supporters, Gomoo, and she really got this one perfect. Just look at it...

A few weeks ago I got a great campaign poster in the mail. I thought it was a brilliant idea to put my face on the American flag. I think it makes the whole thing much more handsome. Then I got thinking, why stop with just my face? Why not put my face and my name on it. So I got to work, and I think you'll like what I came up with.

Ladies and gentleman, cows and wombats, may I present to you, the soon to be new flag of the United States of America...

Check out this great campaign ad I just got from a supporter. I think he's a farmer or something.

Paid for by Ramses For President

-Created By Erick C.

He's totally right. Everyone on the farms and in the streets wants me to be president! Thanks for the creating this ad Farmer Erick. Are you planning on running it in all the major newspapers? That would be great!