Look at the FINAL VOTE! It's a landslide!
Alright, so those other two guys had another debate and were afraid to invite me, again. Who needs to debate though, I'm obviously the people's clear choice in this election, have you seen the poll? I'm cleaning up!
Just to make sure my rise to the White House (I think I'll rename it the Cape Castle when I get there) doesn't hit any snags, I'm going to unveil my newest and greatest campaign poster yet.! It was created by one of my biggest supporters, Gomoo, and she really got this one perfect. Just look at it...
I just got this great campaign poster in the mail. It wasn't signed, and there was no name on the envelope, so I think it was probably made by one of the other presidential candidates that I met recently. (They can't tell anyone they're voting for me because their supporters might get mad.)
I think it's one of the best posters I've ever seen! The picture of me on the flag is awesome, and really catches my good side. In fact I think I'm going to make this design my official Ramses for President Flag!
I guess there is something called a Primary going on here in NH and all
these other people running for president are showing up on my turf.
Apparently, as the only MCFC candidate, I don't have to
worry about this primary thing.
I'm thinking that maybe we will avoid all this voting stuff, because I'm
pretty sure once all of the other presidential candidates meet me they'll just give up.
Check out this great campaign ad I just got from a supporter. I think he's a farmer or something.
Paid for by Ramses For President
-Created By Erick C.
He's totally right. Everyone on the farms and in the streets wants me to be president! Thanks for the creating this ad Farmer Erick. Are you planning on running it in all the major newspapers? That would be great!
To all my constichooants (I just learned that word, it means Ramses Fans). I thought you would probably need some posters to show your support for me as a president. This is a good thing to do because there might be a couple of people left in your neighborhood that haven't heard about me. So, you can print these out and put them up on your lawn. Or, if you decide to rent a billboard to put them on just let me know and I'll send you bigger versions.
Click on either poster to get a printable version.