• warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/taxonomy/taxonomy.module on line 1419.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • warning: explode() expects parameter 2 to be string, array given in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/custom_pagers/custom_pagers.module on line 411.
  • warning: explode() expects parameter 2 to be string, array given in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/custom_pagers/custom_pagers.module on line 411.
  • warning: explode() expects parameter 2 to be string, array given in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/custom_pagers/custom_pagers.module on line 411.
  • warning: explode() expects parameter 2 to be string, array given in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/custom_pagers/custom_pagers.module on line 411.
  • warning: explode() expects parameter 2 to be string, array given in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/custom_pagers/custom_pagers.module on line 411.
  • warning: explode() expects parameter 2 to be string, array given in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/custom_pagers/custom_pagers.module on line 411.
  • warning: explode() expects parameter 2 to be string, array given in /home/moocow/moocowfanclub.com/httpdocs/modules/custom_pagers/custom_pagers.module on line 411.
Keby's picture

Winter Potato! Indoor Gardening

 

Sweet Potato Head It's winter, the time of year that us gardeners usually feel sad to be separated from our gardens. But I'm never too sad because I'm never separated entirely from plants. Of course with a few feet of snow on the ground there isn't much I can do outside, but inside my nice toasty house is another story.

 

You too probably have a few plants inside your house right now, but did you know you don't have to limit yourself to just decorative plants? You can grow vegetables inside the house too!

 

Kiweenie's picture

Happy Chinese New Year!

Year of the Kiwi

Happy New Year! What, you think I'm crazy because it's way after January 1st? Well, I'm not talking about the end of the western calendar year kind of new year, I'm talking about the Chinese New Year!


You see, in the western world, we go by a different calendar than the Eastern world. We consider this year to be 2008, but in China they go by the lunar calendar on which the year is 4706.

 

Ramses's picture

Ramses' Hourly Comic Day

Kiweenie's picture

The True Origin of the Samwich

Hello class! Please take your seats. I have a question for you. What did you eat for lunch today? Chances are some of you had a sandwich. A sandwich is a perfect lunch food because you can make it ahead of time, add many different types of ingredients to it, and eat it without any utensils.

Sandwich

 

Did you know there was actually a time when people didn't eat sandwiches? It's hard to imagine, but it's true! Of course bread, meats and cheese have been staples of the human diet for many thousands of years, and it's very likely that people ate them together, but putting your favorite ingredients between two slices of bread wasn't something that was commonly done until the late 1700's.

 

Ramses's picture

The United States of Ramerica

A few weeks ago I got a great campaign poster in the mail. I thought it was a brilliant idea to put my face on the American flag. I think it makes the whole thing much more handsome. Then I got thinking, why stop with just my face? Why not put my face and my name on it. So I got to work, and I think you'll like what I came up with.

 

Ladies and gentleman, cows and wombats, may I present to you, the soon to be new flag of the United States of America...

 

 

American Flag under Ramses

 

 

 

Rhetorical's picture

The Dangers of Being P.O.T.U.S.

 

I've spent the past few entries telling you about various quirks of past presidents and, for the most part, I made being the president sound very fun. There are even perks that I didn't mention, such as private planes, various houses around the U.S., and the fact that you never have to do your own laundry. But still, being president it's not all fun and free stuff. In fact it can be one of the most dangerous jobs in the world.

 

Ramses's picture

The Ramses Flag

I just got this great campaign poster in the mail. It wasn't signed, and there was no name on the envelope, so I think it was probably made by one of the other presidential candidates that I met recently. (They can't tell anyone they're voting for me because their supporters might get mad.)

 

The Ramses Flag Fan Art

 

I think it's one of the best posters I've ever seen! The picture of me on the flag is awesome, and really catches my good side. In fact I think I'm going to make this design my official Ramses for President Flag!

 

Ramses's picture

Primary Reason To Vote Ramses

I guess there is something called a Primary going on here in NH and all
these other people running for president are showing up on my turf.
Apparently, as the only MCFC candidate, I don't have to
worry about this primary thing.

I'm thinking that maybe we will avoid all this voting stuff, because I'm
pretty sure once all of the other presidential candidates meet me they'll just give up.

 

Ramses meets Hillary Clinton

 

Kiweenie's picture

Eskimo Snow

Hello class!

I don't know what the weather is like where you live, but where I live we have a whole bunch of snow. I don't like snow because it means all the delicious buggies are gone for the winter and I'm stuck eating bugcicles, and bug preserves.

 

I'm just glad that it's only snowy here for three or four months. In some colder parts of the world, the ground is covered in snow for much more of the year. Have you heard the famous saying about the many Eskimo words for snow? Well, it's commonly said that Eskimos have dozens (or hundreds) of words to describe snow because they have to deal with it much more than most people. Well, that's kind of true and kind of not. I'll explain why.

 

Rhetorical's picture

Alligators on the Lawn

The Odd Habits of Presidents Pt. 3

 

 

 

If Ramses were to be elected President of the United States, he would definitely be the first ram to ever hold the position, but he would not be the first ram to reside at the White House. Ever since George Washington, who had a pet parrot, presidents have shared the place with their favorite animals.

 

Ramses's picture

Ramses Builds A Snowman

Ramses builds an 800ft snowman.
Rhetorical's picture

Keep It Under Your Hat

The Odd Habits of Presidents Pt. 2

 


Y
ou might think it would be strange to have a president like Ramses who is obsessed with his cape. While it certainly would be strange to have Ramses as president, it would not necessarily be because of his cape fixation. You see there have been past presidents who were also obsessed with their favorite clothing.

 

One such leader was Chester A. Arthur, the twenty-first President. It wasn't capes he was obsessed with but rather fashion in general, and pants in particular. He had over eighty pairs of pants and would change the ones he was wearing many times a day.

 

Becky's picture

MCFC's Top Model!

When I was a kid, I dreamed of the many things I wanted to be when I grew up…an airplane pilot, Olympic gymnast and movie star to name a few. But last week I got the chance to be something I never thought I would ever be. I was a model.

 

No, I didn't dress in fancy designer clothes, and no I didn't fly to New York for the shoot. The wardrobe was my winter coat, and the location was our front yard. Okay, in the pictures to be honest you really can't even see my face. But I DID stand around while things in my pockets got photographed. And that's basically all models do, right? Stand around and get photographed? See, I was a model.

 

Ramses's picture

Campaign Ad

Check out this great campaign ad I just got from a supporter. I think he's a farmer or something.

 

Paid For By Ramses For President

Paid for by Ramses For President

 

-Created By Erick C.

 

He's totally right. Everyone on the farms and in the streets wants me to be president! Thanks for the creating this ad Farmer Erick. Are you planning on running it in all the major newspapers? That would be great!

Ryan's picture

MCFC Goes To Florida - Part 4

Part 4 - It Ends With A Splash

 

Over all it was a very successful trip, and I think we made a lot of new Moo-Cow fans. Plus, it's good for the gang to work for their living sometimes. Although, I think if we're going to make a living, Becky and I better be the ones who run the table at most shows.

 

The last morning, before we flew home, we all went down to the hotel pool to just take it easy after a couple hard days work. That all went well until F.W. showed off one of his trademark Wicked Wombat Water Whumpin' Cannonballs.

 

Ramses's picture

Campaign Posters


T
o all my constichooants (I just learned that word, it means Ramses Fans). I thought you would probably need some posters to show your support for me as a president. This is a good thing to do because there might be a couple of people left in your neighborhood that haven't heard about me. So, you can print these out and put them up on your lawn. Or, if you decide to rent a billboard to put them on just let me know and I'll send you bigger versions.

 

Click on either poster to get a printable version.

 

Ramses is running for president poster

 

©2011 Moo-Cow Fan Club LLC.