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Moo-Cow's Costume Conundrum


Help Moo-Cow figure out what he's going to the costume party!

Drag the items over to Moo-Cow and design the costume you think he should wear.

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Campfire Foods

It turns out that Moo-Cow's not only good at starting campfires, but he's great at cooking over them as well. He showed us how to make a few variations on some campfire favorites.

 

 

Stickscuits

So, you really want some fresh baked bread to go with your campfire dinner, but you aren't about to try and cook a loaf in a fire pit. How about making some quick and easy Stickscuits instead! Stickscuits are biscuits on a stick, of course, and all you'll need to make them is one sturdy stick and a can of biscuit dough (the kind you find in the refrigerated section of the supermarket).

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To Build A Fire

Building a good campfire is one of those things that can seem easy until you actually go to do it. Moo-Cow happens to be a campfire expert, so on the first night of camping he gave us all a lesson that we'll share with you. Before we started Moo-Cow made us all promise that we would always be safe and responsible with our campfires and never build one without permission or supervision from an adult. We promised, and we need you to as well. Okay, good. Now you can check out Moo-Cow's tutorial "Campfires the Cow Way."

 

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Funny Signs 3 - Loss of Beauty

 

Safety sign in China

 

 

 

 

Safety sign in China.

 

 

 

 

No scratching the walls sign in China

 

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Funny Signs 2 - No Exploding Cars!

Some signs don't need bad translations to be funny!

 

Weird sign telling people not to shoot flames out of car?

 

 

 

Li Qun Duck Restaurant sign.

Editors Note: You wouldn't know it, even when you're standing right in front of it, but this is the sign for one of the best restaurants we've ever been to. We had the greatest meal of our trip there.

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Funny Signs 1 - The Laugh & Frolic


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s soon as we got to China, Moo-Cow began noticing that some of the signs that have been translated into English have been done so in a really funny way, and some are just outright strange. Many seem like poor translations, while others seem very poetic. Moo-Cow has his camera on him at all times and will be snapping some pictures of the best signs he sees on the streets of Beijing and Shanghai. He thinks you’ll find them as funny as he does!

 

He's going to start with one of his favorites so far. These are some rules posted at the Great Wall in Mutianyu.

 

Rules from the Great Wall

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From Moo-Cow's Typewriter

 

Moo-Cow's true passion is writing. He loves to write mysteries, science fiction, westerns, ghost stories and fantasy.

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Moo-Cow is still working on his new book
Thar Be Trolls: A Carl Cudd Mystery
 
 

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