Look at the FINAL VOTE! It's a landslide!

Alright, so those other two guys had another debate and were afraid to invite me, again. Who needs to debate though, I'm obviously the people's clear choice in this election, have you seen the poll? I'm cleaning up!

Just to make sure my rise to the White House (I think I'll rename it the Cape Castle when I get there) doesn't hit any snags, I'm going to unveil my newest and greatest campaign poster yet.! It was created by one of my biggest supporters, Gomoo, and she really got this one perfect. Just look at it...

A few weeks ago I got a great campaign poster in the mail. I thought it was a brilliant idea to put my face on the American flag. I think it makes the whole thing much more handsome. Then I got thinking, why stop with just my face? Why not put my face and my name on it. So I got to work, and I think you'll like what I came up with.

Ladies and gentleman, cows and wombats, may I present to you, the soon to be new flag of the United States of America...

I've spent the past few entries telling you about various quirks of past presidents and, for the most part, I made being the president sound very fun. There are even perks that I didn't mention, such as private planes, various houses around the U.S., and the fact that you never have to do your own laundry. But still, being president it's not all fun and free stuff. In fact it can be one of the most dangerous jobs in the world.

I just got this great campaign poster in the mail. It wasn't signed, and there was no name on the envelope, so I think it was probably made by one of the other presidential candidates that I met recently. (They can't tell anyone they're voting for me because their supporters might get mad.)

I think it's one of the best posters I've ever seen! The picture of me on the flag is awesome, and really catches my good side. In fact I think I'm going to make this design my official Ramses for President Flag!

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