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Rhetorical's picture

The Odd Habits of Presidents Pt. 1 

 


A
s you may have heard, it seems that Ramses is determined to run for president. While to some people that may sound like trouble, I assure you there have already been some very odd characters in the White House in the past (and I guarantee there will be more in the future).

 

Everybody has quirks, and the person who is president is no different. Well, there is one difference. When you're president, your quirks can become very public. Take John Quincy Adams for example.

 

John Quincy Adams was the sixth president of the United States and son of the second president John Adams. He is remembered most for his dedication to fighting slavery, but did you know that John Quincy Adams was also an early riser?

 

That's right, he would often leave the White House at the break of dawn, take a brisk walk to the nearby Potomac River, take off his clothes, swim in the nude, dry himself off with napkins, dress, and return to the White House before most people woke up.

 

Swimming every day is a healthy habit, but some took advantage of the president's exercise routine. Once, he finished his swim only to find that his clothes were missing. He had to ask a young boy to run to the white house to get him some more clothes.

John Quincy Adams Swims Naked

Another time, a female reporter approached him, after he was in the water, and sat on his clothes until he answered her questions. He asked if he could just take a moment and get dressed, but she demanded he answer her while he was still in the water. He's just lucky there were no paparazzi back then.

 

Oh, by the way, there is no need to warn Ramses about the dangers of presidential skinny-dipping. Even if he, ahem, got elected he never takes his cape off. Not when he's swimming, and not even on those rare occasions that he actually takes a bath.

 

I'll continue my series about the odd habits of presidents next time with a tale about a president who really, really, loved pants. Check back, you'll like it. Trust me, I know you will.

 

 

Rubylr's picture

truth

I argee with you 100% that Ramses could possibly cause trouble. I didn't know about the nudeness with Adams,thank you for telling me. Tell Ramses that I think he is being a good president
so far.

bigyboy's picture

I think 500% ramses could

I think 500% ramses could possibly cause trouble!

F.W.'s picture

Even more

I think Ramses has a 1000% chance of causing trouble!

Ramses's picture

1000% Plus

I think I have a 1000% plus infinity chance at being president. That's what I think.

bigyboy's picture

even more!

i think 8000% ramses cold case troble!

Ramses's picture

Now you're talking!

Thanks for your confidence bigyboy!

Rhetorical's picture

Ramses and trouble

I don't even have to look into the future to know that Ramses will cause trouble. I've found that to be one of the few things you can guarantee whether you're and oracle or not.

And, while Ramses is only a candidate and not yet the president, I will give him your message.

Rubylr's picture

Thank you!!!

Thanks for sending Ramses the message!!!I hope you will right another entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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