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T
he masses have finally spoken and the crowds have demanded more Ramses!!

I’m finally so famous I have my own blog. That lame-o editor Becky finally realized that she better give the fans what they really wanted.

 

I’ve heard that everyone else is going to get blogs as well, probably so they don’t feel bad. I can guarantee that theirs are going to be pretty boring. I mean who really cares about Keby’s garden, or what bugs Kiweenie has eaten. Yuck. With my blog you’ll be able to follow the exciting and thrilling adventures of Ramses, and learn about the most intimate of details about my daily life. That way, you can begin to copy me and start doing things the way that I’m doing them. You’ll be cooler in no time.

ramses_washes_cape.jpg Okay, so let’s see, what did I do today? Oh yeah! I washed my cape this morning. If you wear a cape, it’s something that you might want to think about doing too. Even if you take careful care of your cape, like I do, it eventually needs to be washed. The way you can tell that your cape is too dirty is when people start saying things like “Eww, Ramses is that your cape or an old dish towel?” or “What’s that smell?” You can ignore them at first, because most people are way too fussy. I go by the rule of 5. When 5 people complain about it being dirty, or I’ve gotten 5 stains on it, or it’s been 5 months, that’s when I wash it. Pretty smart huh?

 

I fill up my bathtub with warm water and pour in some washing powder. I stir it up really well to make it very bubbly. My cape likes playing with bubbles. I also give it a rubber ducky to distract it while I am cleaning it. I use a bristly brush (F.W.’s toothbrush works great) and scrub each section till it’s nice and clean. Sometimes, depending on how many stains I have on it, it takes me awhile and I have to add more hot water to the tub. This is important, because you don’t want your cape getting chilly and catching a cold. Then when I’m done I rinse it off with warm water and hang it outside to dry.

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On a sunny day there aren’t many things as majestic as my nice clean cape soaring on a clothesline. Sometimes it looks like it’s flying and I imagine that I’m flying too. I’ve tried to get F.W. to write a flucorder song about it, but he tells me I’m crazy. I think it’s beautiful.

 

Next time I’ll tell you about how to brush your hair – Ramses style. Till then, have fun cleaning your cape!

 

Dragon_Master's picture

Wow!

Wow, thanks for the info on cape-cleaning Ramses! I don't even wear a cape... but I like to here how you keep it clean!:P

Ramses's picture

Thanks DM

Whoa, Dragon Master is a pretty cool name! Almost as cool as Ramses. So, what do you mean you don't wear a cape? Well don't worry if I'm elected president, everyone gets a cape and a manual about the best way to take care of it.

F.W.'s picture

Rule of 1

Ramses, can you change it to the rule of one? One complaint, one stain or one month? Also, stay away from my toothbrush. Try using your own to clean your cape, it's not like you use it to brush your teeth anyway.

Keby's picture

Sweet.

Well Ramses as usual you're being a jerk, but I like your blog. I think all the stuff about your cape is very nice. It was even sweet.

Ramses's picture

Of course

Sweet? No, it was epic! Of course you liked my blog. It's probably the best one on the internet.

Rubylr's picture

cape

I am totally getting a cape!!!!! Thanks for the idea Ramses!!!!!
Ramses thank you soooo much for sending me the 2 posters!!!!

Ramses's picture

Capes for all

Great idea, you should totally get a cape. Then everyone will be jealous of you until I'm president, because then everyone will get a cape. You have to wear your cape as you campaign for me. You are telling your friends to vote for me, right? If you send me a picture of you in your cape, I'll put it on my blog. Glad you liked the posters...I think they're pretty awesome myself.

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