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S
ince I've made the decision to run for president I've been thinking about it a lot. It's going to be great to have my own private island, along with a huge luxury yacht filled with food and fun junk. Presidents know how to live it up!

 

This cat named Red told me that I need a few things before I can be president. One is a running mate. If I'm going to need someone to run next to me, then I need someone who is pretty good at running. I decided against F.W. because his legs are too short. Kiweenie is a good runner but he's always stopping to eat some bugs, and Rhetorical just looked at me and told me "No." before I even asked.

 

That meant I only had two candidates left, Keby and Moo-Cow. I asked them to have a race to see who was the fastest. They ran all around Moo-Cow's pasture and even though Moo-Cow had the home court advantage, Keby ended up winning. She ran pretty fast for, you know, a girl. So I guess she's my running mate.

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Red also told me I needed a platform. F.W. sometimes sets up a short wooden platform as a stage when he has Flucorder concerts. I tried it out but it was too small. So instead I decided to stand on Willy T. He is the biggest platform around, and he moves!

 

Now all I need is to get a famous person to endorse me. Does anyone have the Queen of England's phone number? I figure the best person for the job is another member of Royalty. People would have to listen to her recommendation.

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What?

That's what that race was for?! Ramses I am very flattered but I really not interested in being a politician. I wish you the best of luck though, and any time you want to race, just for fun, this GIRL will leave you in the dust.

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My legs aren't that short

Can I still be your official presidential musician?

Ramses's picture

Okay F.W.

When I get elected, then you can be the official United States Musical Attorney General.

Keby! What do you mean you won't be my running mate? Now, I'm going to have to find some more people to race!

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If

If the Queen of England or Keby will not help you, I CAN!!!! All my freinds will vote for you!!

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