So have you seen my exciting news? I announced it in 'Ramimation'--a new groundbreaking animation process I came up with all on my own. Whaddya think of that?! In case you didn’t see my Ramimation I'll have to tell you here....you can now buy a whole line of Ramses products! Not only have I collected the Ramses' comics in one place (and added a bunch of bonus materials including games and pin-up's) but you can now buy three t-shirts with my face and a piece of advice in a series I'm calling "Ramses’ Rules For Life."
I wanted to say a word about "Ramses' Rules For Life." You see, as I was putting my comic book together I realized how many wise things I say everyday. I say a lot of wise things that you don't even get to hear if you're not around me all the time. And I thought that was a shame. Why should all that good wisdom go to waste? So I sat down and wrote out all the pieces of advice that I've given in the last few days. The list numbered in the hundreds and I'm still goin'! And what better way to share my wisdom then on a t-shirt. That way you can share it with everybody you come in contact with! Plus, the only other shirts in the store have Moo-Cow's face on 'em, and who wants that over my face?
I told you I had big news!