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    s soon as we got to China, Moo-Cow began noticing that some of the signs that have been translated into English have been done so in a really funny way, and some are just outright strange. Many seem like poor translations, while others seem very poetic. Moo-Cow has his camera on him at all times and will be snapping some pictures of the best signs he sees on the streets of Beijing and Shanghai. He thinks you’ll find them as funny as he does!

     

    He's going to start with one of his favorites so far. These are some rules posted at the Great Wall in Mutianyu.

     

    Rules from the Great Wall

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    The Steep Steps Great Wall

     

     

     

     

    Ramse, F.W. & Moo-Cow Climb Great Wall

     

    Great Wall through tree branches.

     

     

     

    Ryan & Kiweenie Look out Great Wall window

     

     

     

    Bird on Great Wall Guard Roof

     

     

     

    Becky at top of steps great wall

     

     

    Rhetorical sleeps at the Great Wall

     

     

     

    MCFC Gang Hangs out at the Great Wall

     

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    Moo-Cow Ramses and F.W. climb the steps at the great wall

     

    The Great Wall was originally a series of small, separate walls created by the independent countries that made up the area that is now China. When China was unified under the first Emperor Qin, in 221 BCE, he ordered the small walls be connected and the Great Wall was born to protect China from enemies outside its borders. Yet, as people all throughout history have discovered, building a wall doesn't necessarily keep out those you are trying to keep out. The Mongol leader Genghis Khan famously said, "A wall is only as good as its defenders," and then went on to attack China.

     

    In the 1400's, after the Mongol attack, a Ming dynasty emperor ordered another 600 miles be added to the wall, and rebuilt older sections to be more secure. It is said that it took over 100 years to re-enforce it and tens of thousands of workers died under the cruel working conditions.

     

    Ryan and Kiweenie Checking for invaders

     

    The part of the wall that we visited is between 23 and 26 feet tall. It's made of mostly granite and is very strong because this section was seen as strategically important for protecting the city of Beijing. The guard towers are the length that two arrows could fly apart, so that every part of the wall could be defended from them. This part of the wall is also incredibly well preserved. In some parts of the country the Great Wall has crumbled away to ruins.


    No one knows exactly how long the Great Wall is, but estimates range from 1,500 to several thousand miles. Oh, and despite what you might have heard, you actually cannot see the Great Wall from space. A Chinese astronaut confirmed that in 2003.

     

    Rhetorical napping at the great wall.

     

    Ryan going up steps at Great Wall
    Oh, did we mention that there are a lot of steps?

     

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